Outfits worn: 8
Hours slept: PLENTY
Cliff bars consumed: 2
Bananas: 3
Chinese food: just once
Bacon cheddar BBQ burger: just once
Items purchased: 5
- Two rope books, a small flogger, a wrist cuff, & a silent auction Twisted Monk 50' 8mm red hemp rope
Items lost: 2
- my black hat & my brand-fucking-new Mr. S Leather wrist cuff; damn you stressful travel days
Self suspensions: 2
Blogs posted: 4
- Preparation, Cigars, Dropped, The Journey Home
Classes attended: 3
- Rope Intensive with Lamalani, Bootblacking Intensive with Q, 10 Rules For Happy Non-Monogamy with Andrea Zanin
Cigars purchased: 2
Cigars gifted: 1
Hands with ash for me: 5
Chocolates given: 4
- "You know how to keep them coming back."
Planned scenes: 1
- rope, knives, fisting, and chatting
Spontaneous scenes: 2
- I don't always kiss and tell
Small, Perfect Moments: few, but more than I could have asked for
Stars: 20 + 1
Actual orgasms: who the fuck knows...
Borrowed rope: a chest harness
Gifted rope: a 15' length of white nylon
- use it well, young one
Awesome hugs: many
New friends: a plenty
Fits of tears: blessedly few
Miles walked: 3
Crazy drugged homeless person avoided: 1
Hours writing in a landmark: 2
Hours walking around another landmark: 1
Boots blacked: once
Asked to pinch bootblack at the last minute: ONCE
Actual pinch bootblacking: none
- I came to the rescue, but the rescue already happened; next time, maybe
Slices of pizza: 3
Exhausted end of convention conversation with a friend: 1
Plans for the future: unknown
Haiku Review of 2024: 20th Anniversary of Reducing the Fuckery to a Size We
Can Handle
-
That's right. Back in 2004, I did my own review of the year through the
delicate poem with the incisive power of a stiletto made of metaphor. Then
rude r...
No comments:
Post a Comment