Fake Spring

The weather outside, these past few days, has been amazing. I've worn shorts to work since Monday. I went swimming at my local YMCA, and the outdoor pool was available. It's been great.

But it's a fraud. It's not spring yet. It's February.

I hate that stupid groundhog. For as long as I can remember, in my yuppie lifetime, it has never given me an early spring. I know I'll soon have to put my long johns back on. I can't really enjoy this because I know it won't last.

Give me endless sunshine. Give me warm days and cools nights. Give me my summer baby days again.

This is just a cock tease. Fucking global warming.